Paul McClintock / blog

I sell shirts through redbubble and pretend to be an artist. This blog sometimes contains my own stuff, but mostly examples of art, illustrations and films that inspire me.
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humour:

dunk3d:

Let’s Enhance.

definatalie:

Ruh roh!
definatalie:

Ruh roh!

definatalie:

Ruh roh!

Oh that poor snake oil salesman! (via Skeptic’s Book of Pooh Pooh)

via Pharyngulavia Pharyngula

“The only individual I’ve seen shapeshift was during my psyops training. The individual goes by the name Ingo Swan. My memories of the shapeshifts are very fuzzy however I recall seeing him do it a few times. I’m not certain if the human form is an illusion, if the reptilian form is an outward projection of the spiritual aspect of the reptilian host inside him. If the shapeshift is even a physical action or something else.”

—My hobby: Trying to find the craziest person on the internet. (link)
murraythenut:
Q & Amurraythenut:
Q & A

murraythenut:

Q & A

“This reviewer has a few hang-ups.”

—My grandma, who found this article and sent it to me.

More complicated is the case of Paul McClintock’s Idealised Asymmetrical Self-Portrait (sic); he is the one who observed that it is the last year he can be considered young. Here we see a young man’s face, wearing some kind of cap or hood, looking at us with the rather blank stare of one who is scrutinising himself in a mirror. Whereas Morrow manages to look out at the viewer with a quizzical if contained engagement, McClintock is caught in the loop of self-absorption.

What is particularly interesting about this work is, once again, its sexual ambiguity. It is obviously the face of a young male, yet the youthful beard seems only to emphasise the big eyes and full lips, while the backward tilt of the head, reducing the prominence of the nose, lends the whole face a still more feminine quality.

Christopher Allen, The Weekend Australian - August 29 - 30, 2009. (via plauk)

Chris (gender ambiguous name) Allen has asked me out on a date. Should I go as a boy or a girl?

gkojaz:

toypop:
I Knew It, I Knew It!: Toad Is A Rude Jerk - Geekologie
gkojaz:

toypop:
I Knew It, I Knew It!: Toad Is A Rude Jerk - Geekologie
“Thousands of spectators watched in horror as a matador was gored during a bullfight in Madrid.” (via ABC News)
Who’d have thought such a wholesome family sport could go so horrible wrong!?“Thousands of spectators watched in horror as a matador was gored during a bullfight in Madrid.” (via ABC News)
Who’d have thought such a wholesome family sport could go so horrible wrong!?

“Thousands of spectators watched in horror as a matador was gored during a bullfight in Madrid.” (via ABC News)

Who’d have thought such a wholesome family sport could go so horrible wrong!?

atheistramblings:

via 9gag:

Still using IE6!?

Unfortunately it’s the corporate standard at where I work so I have to use it. Recently (like last night) they run jobs to sniff out non-standard browsers (Chrome, Safari, Firefox, IE other than version 6) and remove them. Reason, “these other browsers are security risks” … I’m still laughing.
atheistramblings:

via 9gag:

Still using IE6!?

Unfortunately it’s the corporate standard at where I work so I have to use it. Recently (like last night) they run jobs to sniff out non-standard browsers (Chrome, Safari, Firefox, IE other than version 6) and remove them. Reason, “these other browsers are security risks” … I’m still laughing.

atheistramblings:

via 9gag:

Still using IE6!?

Unfortunately it’s the corporate standard at where I work so I have to use it. Recently (like last night) they run jobs to sniff out non-standard browsers (Chrome, Safari, Firefox, IE other than version 6) and remove them. Reason, “these other browsers are security risks” … I’m still laughing.

lumber:

un:

via captainestes
This actually made me cry.

lumber:

un:

via captainestes
This actually made me cry.

lumber:

un:

via captainestes

This actually made me cry.

It’s such a shame Douglas Adams died before this became a reality.It’s such a shame Douglas Adams died before this became a reality.

It’s such a shame Douglas Adams died before this became a reality.